Uncle Luke turns 34 years young. Polish Brandon goes to another Rob Base kegger, and Uncle Luke gets stood up by a hot babe. The crew goes to see Tom Sizemore Friday night, and Uncle Luke slowly attaches himself to a Hollywood rocket ship. Polish Brandon's ongoing medical issues. The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Leather Jacket. Polish Brandon and his chick get the worst customer service imaginable at Staples. (More like "Rape-les") The Boston Marathon bombings.